Punctuality, efficiency, and sense of urgency in all matters of parcel delivery.
My dear friends Kevin and Krista are gettin' hitched Saturday afternoon. I dropped off their gift at my local FedEx around 6:30 PM Wednesday, 6/23. It was picked up for delivery around 1:30 Thursday afternoon. From there, that sweet little package of love and joy time traveled allllll the way back to noon, Thursday, Anchorage time. By sunup Friday morning (6/25), the parcel of joy had arrived in Boise, ready to deliver my best wishes to the happy couple.
A mere 48 hours. God, could you imagine if FedEx ran the Federal Government?