It's Saturday people, and I got shiz to do. So here, for your weekend enjoyment, is Yeryn. Yeryn is literally from another planet. She has a perpetual stream of snot dripping from her nose, during lessons I can usually find her licking the air or scratching her butt, and Thursday I found her sitting in the men's urinal, grinning from ear to ear. When I leave Korea, I will be packing three things: a year's supply of scrubby pads, my collection of street posters, and Yeryn.
Please note the ease with which I ignore the word "Teacher" and how Yeryn works that ice cream. Hot damn!