Tomatoes are fruit, remember?

Do you know what I love more than anything? Bar food in Korea. 'Cause when I'm drunk, what I really want is a complimentary fruit plate drizzled with a tangy mayonnaise concoction (and sometimes peanut butter!) OR an insanely hot plate and an egg. I mean it's free and all, so yeah, I eat it, but really? The sugar in the fruit plate just makes the hangover worse. And that hot plate? Please. It's just a recipe for disaster. But watching the egg fry at my table is fun.