Matt: Does your new job require you to be punctual?
Me: Um, I assume so. Why?
Matt: Because you aren't very good at it.
Well Matt, I've been trying my damnedest to make you proud. Sometimes (and by sometimes I mean everyday), I really have to search for the motivation to get to work on time. When that motivation proves too elusive, I can count on these three songs to get my ass in gear.
Ratatat, 17 Years
Does It Offend You, Yeah?, We Are Rockstars
Peaches, Mommy Complex.
In reality, I've been listening to Peaches' Fuck You Like a Billionaire, but alas, there's no studio version for that gem. Shunda K is amazing on that track. Officially in love.
BTW, I am almost never on time for anything. Ever. Once upon a time I was a very punctual person, just ask Stephanie. But then I stopped caring.