"i always try to post really positive stuff on my facebook. i know people read that and will just think i'm a downer, so i always try to keep it positive."
"why don't you look up the word redemption and see if it means to you what it means to me."
"i really like pirate jokes. i try to post as many as i can on 'talk like a pirate day'."
sometimes i REALLY miss language ignorance.
on another note, i bought a new car. i'd post a pic here, but me and cameras are on a break right now. besides, my bad decision-making is already well documented on the interwebs. no need to add "$12,000 hyundai" to the mix, am i right?!